Saw these cute eggs right outside my window. What a privilege.

A hardcore hater, she takes no prisoner,
Crying foul at those smarter, younger, wealthier, healthier, slimmer, luckier,
Lies and poison pen letters, her weapons for the kill,
She is the infamous Makcik from Hell

The office canteen, her hunting ground,
Like a hyena she haunts and taunts,
Envy is her issue, everyone can tell,
She is the infamous Makcik from Hell

When cats sleep, they often twitch, sometimes you can hear them snore and their bodies look relaxed. When dogs sleep, they look dead. Dopey often gave me panic attacks when I got home and saw him lying by the roadside. He got me all the time.

Stray dogs smell like rotten socks. The smell is stronger during heavy rains. Sorry Dupey but thats the truth.

Im not the type who would attend weddings, but I recall that it was only a few years back that weddings only happened during weekends. What is the deal now that we have weddings on workdays?!! Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday all have weddings. And what is the deal with the boys and guys these days wearing half cara melayu?!! – only the top paired with skinny jeans and funky shoes, sometimes just flip flops. What an eyesore. 

So I asked my 16 year old nephew what is the deal. He answered, firstly, he hates being dragged to weddings; secondly, the elastic waistband of the cara melayu pants is uncomfortable to the skin; thirdly the pants no longer fit (too short, too small); fourthly too lazy to iron; and finally when he tried it once, his parents didn’t seem to be bothered. So…there you go.

People say always be patience and never give up. Experience taught me this is easier said than done. Yesterday, when trying to stick some labels, I struggled to find the edge of the sticky tape. I rolled and rolled and rolled it trying to feel where the edge was with my nail. After a while, I threw the tape on the floor.

We do not radiate light. We give out defined and beautiful colours to make people happy but we disappear easy.

Yes, i am scarred but i am not broken. Underneath i am very much whole

Today’s highs – peaceful Friday, got to see papua boy, enjoying lok-lok.

Today’s lows – seeing two roadkills (dreamt for a roadkill free world), Casper peed on my printer.